Knee-high Octopie

science-of-noise:

Morning fact:

"Hey" is about five centuries older than "hello," so having characters in your medieval historical/fantasy novel say "hey" is totes okay.

(Having them say “totes” or “okay” is not, however.)

tartapplesauce:

sherlockedtrekkie:

goldshirts-tightpants:

what if khan’s blood does eventually turn kirk into a homicidal madman and that’s how we get mirrorverse kirk

muirin007:

I am spiritually obligated to reblog this every single time I see it.

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

oraldiarrhea:

hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

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adam ellis appreciation 

paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

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fightingserendipity:

When someone says, “What else could possibly go wrong?”

fightingserendipity:

When someone says, “What else could possibly go wrong?”

buying a roosterteeth shirt: yes hi i'd like to pay 19.95 for an inside joke

kenezbian:

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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